Pen pack - For Mum

Make notes in style with this 5 Pack of sweary pens for any stationery loving mum! How hilarious, and may I add ‘TRUE’ are these pens? If your mum shares your hilarious sense of humour, has a love for stationery & loves a good giggle, then these pens are for her! All us mums can relate to them, can't we?! 

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. Our funny gifts feature popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Build up some laughter at the office with an item that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this item for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every day!

🖤 Kids are cunts

🖤 Baggy vag club

🖤 Milf

🖤 I should have swallowed

🖤 Parenting is wank

They come packaged in extremely pretty packaging so they make a perfect gift for a new mum, friend or family member, or just keep for yourself because they are fucking funny! Make sure you keep them close by, because some twat is sure to steal them!

Printed single sided on a white barrel pen with soft grip.

✏️ Black ink
✏️ 5 pack
✏️ Pretty packaging
✏️ Packaging design & style may vary

We have a huge range of different sweary pens, take a look or if you prefer, we can print a custom design for you! View them here.

All our pens are printed directly on to the barrel making them high quality & long lasting.