Notebook - If Mums Were Flowers... I Wouldn't Pick You

Add a cheeky touch to your Mums Mother's Day with this fun 'If mums were flowers, i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss'' notebook! Does she share your hilarious sense of humour? If so she will love this adult banter book were she can write all of her to do lists & notes. Who said vulgar can't be pretty?!

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny notepad features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Build up some laughter at the office with a book that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this book for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every day!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

Printed in Size A5 with approximately 60-120 lined pages inside. The cover is printed on high quality Matte or Glossy card.

🌸 60-120 Lined Pages
🌸 A5
🌸 Matte or Gloss Card Cover
🌸 Folded (stapled), Coil or Metal Ring Binding Options
🌸 Matching card available here

Binding Information

🌸 Folded - This contains a glossy finish to the cover and has approx 60 blank pages.

🌸 Coil - A metal coil holds the book together and the cover is glossy. Contains 100 pages, hard backed.

🌸 Metal Rings - 2 metal rings hold the booked together with two punched holes. These are perfect for adding to folder binders or to refill time and time again. Glossy cover and 100 lined pages.

Why not go all out & compliment your new notebook with some of our hilariously funny, offensive rude pens. You can click the here to view our pre made designs, or maybe you are wanting something a little more personalised? You can message us if you want us to print something completely custom to you!