Mug - You Are Not A Unicorn

Have you ever come across a grown adult who believes they're a unicorn? *eye roll*

Now it's one thing loving unicorns, but saying out loud that you actually are one?! Give it a rest, hun. Sometimes an offensive joke is necessary. A funny novelty gift idea for the introvert bitch in your life who has an 'I hate people' attitude the majority of the time. We're sure they'll see the funny side of this one, after all it's just a bit of banter and they might even think it's quite clever! A bit of adult humour is the best solution sometimes isn't it?

MBMProfanities specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have over. This funny mug features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a mug that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this mug for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every morning!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

PRODUCT FEATURES

☕️ 11oz ceramic mug.
☕️ Glossy white finish.
☕️ Dishwasher and microwave safe.
☕️ Choice of all white or white with a pink handle.
☕️ Also available in our all white bone china mugs if you're a bit la-di-da.
☕️ Packed in a specially developed ‘smash proof’ mug box & tissue paper.
☕️ Every mug is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch.

PERSONALISED ITEMS - RETURN POLICY
We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

We wrap all our mugs in pretty tissue paper and post them in a smash proof box to ensure safe delivery.

🌷 Why not order a coaster to compliment your new mug and showcase it in style. Either choose one of our ready made designs by clicking on the link below, or you can request a custom made one with anything you like. You can even request one to match your mug design. Just send us a message, we're happy to help! 🌷

https://www.missisbeeutifullymade.com/search?q=coaster&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

**All our mugs are printed for right handers. If you require a left handed print please let us know!