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Mug - Dear Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch To Fuck With!

Mug - Dear Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch To Fuck With!

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'Dear cancer, you picked the wrong bitch to fuck with!'

I'm sure we can all agree, cancer is an absolute prick! But it hasn't met your loved one before & it's going to have a huge shock when they show it who the real fucker is! Cancer may take over so many different aspects of our bodies, our lives, but do you know what it can never change? Our fucking sense of humour! So yeah, cancer can well & truly go and fuck itself & in this case, it well & truly did!

MBMProfanities specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round.

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

PRODUCT FEATURES

☕️ 11oz ceramic mug.
☕️ Glossy white finish.
☕️ Dishwasher and microwave safe.
☕️ Choice of all white or white with a pink handle.
☕️ Also available in our all white bone china mugs if you're a bit la-di-da.
☕️ Packed in a specially developed ‘smash proof’ mug box & tissue paper.
☕️ Every mug is printed to order & quality checked before dispatch.

We wrap all our mugs in pretty tissue paper and post them in a smash proof box to ensure safe delivery.

🌷 Why not order a coaster to compliment your new mug and showcase it in style. Either choose one of our ready made designs by clicking on the link below, or you can request a custom made one with anything you like. You can even request one to match your mug design. Just send us a message, we're happy to help! 🌷

https://www.missisbeeutifullymade.com/search?q=coaster&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

**All our mugs are printed for right handers. If you require a left handed print please let us know!

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Patricia R.
Perfect gift

I gave it as a gift to my neighbour and she loved it, she was so happy with it that she took a pic and put it on her Facebook profile picture.

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