• Greetings card with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Greetings card with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Greetings card with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Greetings card with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Greetings card with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
  • Notebook with a pastel colour floral design to the front with the quote 'if nans were flowers... i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss' printed in the middle in black ink.
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Greetings Card - If Nans Were Flowers... I Wouldn't Pick You

Greetings Card - If Nans Were Flowers... I Wouldn't Pick You

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Add a cheeky touch to your Nans Mother's Day with this fun 'If nans were flowers, i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss'' card! Does she share your hilarious sense of humour? If so she will love this adult banter card. Who said vulgar can't be pretty?!

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

❣️ Other matching items available here

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival. 

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