Valentine’s Card - Take Off My Pants & Bounce On Your Head

'If you were a unicorn, i'd take off my pants & bounce on your head'. Ooo you kinky fucker. Are you planning on having a right good bounce this Valentine's Day? Get some pre excitement going on with this hilarious Unicorn design greetings card. I suppose it will double up as their gift too, the lucky devil! 

If you want to spoil them even more why not take a look at our Valentine's range? If you are looking for something more custom to your needs, get in touch! We are happy to help.

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

❣️ View our Valentine's range here

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival.

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