Greetings Card - Thanks For Not Letting Me Run Down Your Arsehole

Just imagine that you very nearly didn't make it in to this world and instead you could have been in that gloop of bollock batter that slid down your mum's arsehole. You are so lucky! Show her how you grateful you are with this fucking hilariously gross, cute little spunky Mother's Day card.

MBM specialises in humorous cards & gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our cards are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny banter card features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Brew up some laughter at the office with a greetings card that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or to go along side a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Or disgust your mother in law with our huge range of funny Mother's Day cards. We really do have something for anyone!

You can now add a custom message inside your card! Just add your chosen words to the message section.

❣️ Photo card

❣️ A6 or A5

❣️ Glossy 300gsm card

❣️ Supplied with a white envelope

❣️ Print a message inside

❣️ Other matching items available here

All our cards come in sturdy packaging to ensure safe arrival.