Food Diary - Greedy Cunting Knobberchops (unicorn pig)

Are you a 'greedy cunting knobberchops'?. Same. Hopefully this fun adult banter food diary will help us get back on track to losing weight! Let dieting become a breeze with this cute unicorn pig, weight loss planner. Featuring funny humorous quotes such as 'drink your fucking water', 'careful... greedy cunt' and 'unless i'm sitting on your face, my weight is non of your concern' it's certainly a fun way track your food. You'll soon be on your way to becoming that 'you' you deserve to be.... then it's over for them bitches!!

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🐷 A5 size
🐷 Approximately 100 pages
🐷 Hardback
🐷 Day a page
🐷 Different binding options available

Binding options (Please select from drop down menu):

Rings (refillable) - The metal rings which hold the book together, can be un-clipped which enables you to add refill pages.

Coil binded (non-refillable) - This book is completely binded therefore you will be unable to add refill pages.