Floral Notebook - If Mums Were Flowers... I Wouldn't Pick You

Add a cheeky touch to your Mums Mother's Day with this fun 'If mums were flowers, i wouldn't pick you coz you're old & stink of piss'' notebook! Does she share your hilarious sense of humour? If so she will love this adult banter book were she can write all of her to do lists & notes. Who said vulgar can't be pretty?!

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny notepad features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. Build up some laughter at the office with a book that is perfect for a colleague’s birthday or a ‘secret Santa Christmas gift’. Do you deserve a treat? Maybe you're buying this book for yourself to show your true personality and make you smile every day!

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

Printed in Size A5 with approximately 120 lined pages inside.

🌸 Approx 120 Lined Pages

🌸 A5

🌸 Floral design print 

🌸 Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

🌸 Matching card available here

Why not go all out & compliment your new notebook with some of our hilariously funny, offensive rude pens. You can click the here to view our pre made designs, or maybe you are wanting something a little more personalised? You can message us if you want us to print something completely custom to you!