T-Shirt - If It Won't Fit In Your Mouth, It Won't Fit In Your Bum

We know how freaky some of you mucky fuckers get on Valentine's day & with the NHS already in a crisis, we thought we would do our bit to help. We don't want you guys being stuck up the A&E with something wedged in your corn hole now do we? Let this T-shirt be a gentle remind to do the mouth test first. 

MBM specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round. This funny T-shirt features one of our popular designs that have been proven to make many people laugh and are a great talking point. 

**soggy gusset alert**

Warning: Our banter products may cause you to piss yourself!

PRODUCT FEATURES

Sizes S-XXXL (add your chosen size to the notes section when you reach checkout)

T-shirts are printed to the front. If you would like it on the back, please specify this in the notes section when you reach checkout.

PERSONALISED ITEMS - RETURN POLICY
We do not accept returns due to change of mind for personalised products, once the product has been created the order can not be returned or refunded, unless faulty or damaged.

🌷 Why not order a matching mug or card to compliment your new T-shirt and showcase it in style. View there here