Card - Dear Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch To Fuck With

'Dear cancer, you picked the wrong bitch to fuck with!'

I'm sure we can all agree, cancer is an absolute prick! But it hasn't met your loved one before & it's going to have a huge shock when they show it who the real fucker is! Cancer may take over so many different aspects of our bodies, our lives, but do you know what it can never change? Our fucking sense of humour! So yeah, cancer can well & truly go and fuck itself & in this case, it well & truly did!

MBMProfanities specialises in humorous gifts perfect for yourself or anyone who likes the use of colourful English language and banter – Our gifts are GUARANTEED to get a reaction out of your recipients or any guests you might have round.

❣️ Glossy 260gsm card
❣️ Supplied with a white envelope
❣️ Print a message inside
❣️ Matching mug available

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